Sunday, December 23, 2007


Okay, Mel,

I'll give this a shot.

If I were a beginning, I would be . . .Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away. . .

If I were a month, I would be . . .October

If I were a time of day, I would be . . . Midnight, a magical time of beginings.

If I were a planet, I would be . . . Saturn

If I were a season, I would be . . . Autumn

If I were a sea animal, I would be . . . a dolphin ?

If I were a direction, I would be . . . East ?

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be . . . a rocking chair

If I were a sin, I would be . . . gluttony as well.

If I were a liquid, I would be . . . honey

If I were a scare, I would be . . . a haunted house

If I were a gem, I would be . . . an opal

If I were a flower/plant, I would be . . . Lily of the Valley

If I were a kind of weather, I would be . . . Fog

If I were a musical instrument, I would be . . . an oboe

If I were an animal, I would be . . . a wolf

If I were an emotion, I would be . . . contentment

If I were a vegetable, I would be . . . a pumpkin

If I were a sound, I would be . . . the sound of leaves blowing in the wind.

If I were an element, I would be . . . Earth

If I were a car, I would be . . . up on blocks in the front yard.

If I were a song, I would be . . . Inagodadivida by Iron Butterfly

If I were a food, I would be . . . Muligan Stew

If I were a place, I would be . . . a primevil forrest

If I were a material, I would be . . . denim

If I were a taste, I would be . . . creamy chocolate

If I were a scent, I would be . . . sandlewood

If I were a religion, I would be . . . wiccan

If I were a sentence, I would be . . . Je t'aime.

If I were a facial expression, I would be . . . lips puckered, eyes closed.

If I were a subject in school, I would be . . . Art class

If I were a color, I would be . . . green

If I were a thing, I would be . . . An Autumn tree in full color.

If I were a book, I would be . . . one that you couldn't put down.

If I were an artist, I would be . . . a painter of nature and landscapes.

If I were a collection of poems, I would be . . . Psalms

If I were a landmass, I would be . . . not alot larger than I am now.

If I were a watch, I would be . . . 45 minutes behind

If I were God, I would be . . . In WAY over my head.

If I were a vowel, I would be . . . "o"

If I were a consonant, I would be . . . "Q"

If I were a theory, I would be. . . magical

If I were a famous person, I would be . . . miserable

If I were an item of electronic equipment, I would be . . . an IPOD

If I were a sport, I would be . . . one without rules.

If I were a movie, I would be . . . What Dreams May Come.

If I were a cartoon, I would be . . . Betty Boop

If I were an explorer, I would be . . . Happy

If I were a scientist, I would be . . . a mad scientist in a gothic castle on a high hill.

If I were a relation, I would be . . . I love being Mom/Nana.

If I were a river, I would be . . . winding through the mountains to a sunny lake.

If I were intoxication, I would be . . . Illegal

If I were alone, I would be . . . drawing or creating something.

If I were a question, I would be. . . "are we there yet ?"

If I were a habit, I would be. . . hard to break.

If I were in an atom, I would be . . . I would make like a banana, and split.

If I were you, I would be . . . concerned about my mental health.

Ok, I am now passing it onto you guys to do...

1 howled back:

Anonymous said...

HAHAH, THANK YOU for my biggest laugh of the day, I loved reading this and might come back tomorrow and have another smile at it.

I too am making like a banana, and splitting.

See ya!

mel xx