I baked cookies !! Everybody, hurry over and we can have a tea party, Okay? I know, I said just last night that I was going to be good and cut out the junk food. Did you really take me seriously ? Well, don't do that anymore.
Actually, I just got so bored this evening - I had to do something. So I decided to bake cookies and torture the dogs. Hehehe. Everytime I turn my back on the table, one of them casually strolls past and raises his/her nose to the edge of the table and sniffs deeply. They know better than to actually help themselves, but they get as close as possible. Then of course, they walk back to the kitchen threshold, lay down with their chin on their paws, sigh deeply, and pout. It's the most pitiful thing you've ever seen.
It's been another one of those days. It's SO cold, nobody wants to get out and do anything. So I'm stuck with a bunch of couch potatos. I shouldn't complain. They're just relaxing and hanging out at home. I'm just not a big T.V. watcher, so it's hard for me to relate to that kind of mindless relaxation. I have to be doing something, reading something, making something, and if all else fails . . . eating something.
I did have to go to the grocery store this afternoon, so I informed my husband that he needed to find his shoes and go with me. While we were out, Jasmin called on the cell phone. She wanted to know WHY Roy was going with me to the store ? "uh . . .because, he's my husband and were spending time together, you know . . . just hanging out together ? . . ." Ater a long pause, she said, "uh, Okay . . .whatever. . . " Is there a reason why it should be strange for me to just want to be with my husband ? My kids are so weird. Even Jasmin, who is grown and married, just refuses to see Roy and I as being like . . . a real "couple." If Roy and I get all kissy face and affectionate in front of them, they just freak ! (Sometimes, I do it just to get rid of them.)
Anyway, since this has been such a dull and boring day, I'm going to answer one of Mel's quizes. Here goes . . .
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
>No, but sometimes if I give Roy a lick, he seems to work better.
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone youâ€™ve dated?
>You know what? I'm going to pass on this one.
Ever been in a car wreck?
>Just one fender bender, no biggie.
Were you popular in high school?
>I was barely conscious during most of high school.
Have you ever been on a blind date?
>Yes, but I peeked.
Are looks important?
>looking your best is important, but there is more to people than how they look.
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
>That's bound to happen when you are as old as me.
By what age would you like to be married?
>I got married 18 years ago, and I expect to remain married until one of us croaks.
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
>Nope, makes no difference to me. I only sleep with ONE person.
Have you ever made a mistake?
>Not on purpose.
Are you a good tipper?
>I think so. I always tip 15 - 20% at restaurants, depending on the attitude and service of the waiter/waitress. I think that it's more important to treat servers with repect and good manners. (please and thank you.)
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Have you ever peed in public?
>Not on purpose.
What song do you want played at your funeral?
>They can hire a D.J and take requests.
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
>If my mom wants to know about my sex life, she can shell out $12.99 and purchase the DVD just like everyone else.
What would your last meal be before getting executed?
>Oh Shit, what did I do this time ? I don't think it matters, I doubt I'll be able to keep much down.
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?
>All the people who piss me off are already dead.
Do you have any phobias?
>I developed a fear of heights when I lived in Colorado and I had to drive all those scary mountain roads. Also, I really think that all snakes should die.
What are your plans for the future?
>To live happily ever after.
Do you walk around the house naked?
>If I am naked, I'm not going to waste my time walking around the house.
If you were an animal what would you be?
>Something at the top of the food chain.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
>That's just a sick question.
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
>Tell the dogs to stop it.
Are you missing anyone?
>I'd like to know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.
Where do you want to live when you are old?
>Somewhere close to my family, it they are still speaking to me.
Who is the person you can count on the most?
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
>Well, I wouldn't want to date anyone who is dead . . . I'd be happy if I could date my husband.
What did you dream last night?
>It was something about something with a really big thingy. . .
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
>I don't drink alcohol.
Non alcoholic drink?
Have you ever been in love?
>I am in love.
Do you sing in the shower?
>No. But I know people who do.
Have you ever been arrested?
>Yup, didn't you see that episode of cops ?
What is your favorite Holiday?
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
>Who the hell has time for that ?
Have you ever caught a fish?
>Yup, but not a really big one.
Okay, I'm done. I'm going to bed. Goodnight all.